-- We all know Santa as a fat, jolly old man. Well, he may be fat and he may be old, but he ain't always jolly. There was this one year when Mrs. Claus decided she wanted to be a feminist, the reindeer went on strike, and the elves sued because they wanted to be called "vertically challenged toy manufacturers". So Santa retreated to his office to rest, when an angel entered and said, "Santa..." "What do you want?" was the reply. "Well," the angel answered,"The Christmas Tree arrived today." "So?" Santa said. "Well, I was wondering where you wanted me to put it." And that, my friends, is why Angels sit on top of trees. -- Visit the official FVWM web page at <URL:http://www.hpc.uh.edu/fvwm/>. To unsubscribe from the list, send "unsubscribe fvwm" in the body of a message to majordomo_at_hpc.uh.edu. To report problems, send mail to fvwm-owner_at_hpc.uh.edu.Received on Fri Feb 07 1997 - 15:50:06 GMT
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